There Are 2 Types Of Women: Red Wine Drinkers And White Wine Drinkers
It’s never a question of whether you drink wine, it’s the kind of wine you choose — or rather the color of the wine you choose.
There are only two kinds of women in this world: red wine drinkers and white wine drinkers.
Things are never just black and white, but they are red and white:
1. Red wine drinkers dine by candlelight; white wine drinkers have their dinner at sunset.
2. Red wine drinkers watch Netflix in bed; white wine drinkers watch catfights on HBO.
3. Red wine drinkers read romance novels; white wine drinkers read magazines.
4. Red wine drinkers prefer relationships; white wine drinkers prefer one-night stands.
5. Red wine drinkers made the game; white wine drinkers play the game.
6. Red wine drinkers are practical; white wine drinkers live in the moment.
7. Red wine drinkers vacation in Paris; white wine drinkers vacation in Tuscany.
8. Red wine drinkers are romantics; white wine drinkers are practical.
9. Red wine drinkers listen to classics; white wine drinkers listen to electronic.
10. Red wine drinkers speak their minds; white wine drinkers are good listeners.
11. Red wine drinkers are Team Jacob; white wine drinkers are Team Edward.
12. Red wine drinkers like a little scruff; white wine drinkers like their men clean cut.
13. Red wine drinkers are brunettes; white wine drinkers are steely blondes.
14. Red wine drinkers loved English class; white wine drinkers loved Science class.
15. Red wine drinkers are deep thinkers; white wine drinkers are big talkers.
16. Red wine drinkers are worried about stains; white wine drinkers throw away their inhibitions.
17. Red wine drinkers have a few good conversations; white wine drinkers are the lives of the party.
18. Red wine drinkers love sultry bars; white wine drinkers love the outdoors with open air.
19. Red wine drinkers hold a glass by its stem; white wine drinkers keep their pinkies up.
20. Red wine drinkers wear maxi dresses; white wine drinkers show midriffs.
What do you think?