There Are 2 Types Of Women: Red Wine Drinkers And White Wine Drinkers

It’s never a question of whether you drink wine, it’s the kind of wine you choose — or rather the color of the wine you choose.

There are only two kinds of women in this world: red wine drinkers and white wine drinkers.

 

Things are never just black and white, but they are red and white:

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1. Red wine drinkers dine by candlelight; white wine drinkers have their dinner at sunset.

2. Red wine drinkers watch Netflix in bed; white wine drinkers watch catfights on HBO.

3. Red wine drinkers read romance novels; white wine drinkers read magazines.

4. Red wine drinkers prefer relationships; white wine drinkers prefer one-night stands.

5. Red wine drinkers made the game; white wine drinkers play the game.

6. Red wine drinkers are practical; white wine drinkers live in the moment.

7. Red wine drinkers vacation in Paris; white wine drinkers vacation in Tuscany.

8. Red wine drinkers are romantics; white wine drinkers are practical.

9. Red wine drinkers listen to classics; white wine drinkers listen to electronic.

10. Red wine drinkers speak their minds; white wine drinkers are good listeners.

11. Red wine drinkers are Team Jacob; white wine drinkers are Team Edward.

12. Red wine drinkers like a little scruff; white wine drinkers like their men clean cut.

13. Red wine drinkers are brunettes; white wine drinkers are steely blondes.

14. Red wine drinkers loved English class; white wine drinkers loved Science class.

15. Red wine drinkers are deep thinkers; white wine drinkers are big talkers.

16. Red wine drinkers are worried about stains; white wine drinkers throw away their inhibitions.

17. Red wine drinkers have a few good conversations; white wine drinkers are the lives of the party.

18. Red wine drinkers love sultry bars; white wine drinkers love the outdoors with open air.

19. Red wine drinkers hold a glass by its stem; white wine drinkers keep their pinkies up.

20. Red wine drinkers wear maxi dresses; white wine drinkers show midriffs.

 

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