Reasons Why Wine Drunk Will Always Be Your Favorite Drunk
Women and wine — it’s perhaps the closest and most fun relationship out there. It’s stable, strong and reliable.
1. It Makes You Feel Classy
2. It’s Technically Fruit
3. You Don’t Feel Bloated The Way You Do After Beer
4. The Bartender Can Never F*ck Up Your Drink Order
5. It Serves As A Great Excuse To Eat Cheese
6. No One Judges You For Drinking It At 9 am
7. You Can Drink It In Front Of Your Parents Without Them Thinking You’re An Alcoholic
8. Drinking The Entire Bottle Isn’t Frowned Upon
9. It Comes In Ice Cream Form Now
10. It’s More Comforting Than A Food Binge
What do you think?